Train Jump

Ravenshade here with another story. This time, I was playing a custom adventure with my dad as the ref where we were supposed to stop these pirates who'd hijacked a hover transport. Octavia (my sister's dralasite) stayed behind, driving Ronin's (my dad's human's) skimmer. Vince, Raven, and Ronin all successfully jumped onto the transport's rear bumper... going 160 km/hr! Vince almost fell off, which should have tipped me off that he shouldn't have tried... Oh well... We encountered some pirates guarding the top of the containers, which we made quick work of. The first issue was the jump between cars. Vince made it no problem, Raven made it no problem, but Ronin missed the edge and fell onto the catwalk in between the cars. He managed to get out by climbing a ladder, but he was a turn behind us. That's when the driver spotted us and made a sharp turn to throw us off. Ronin was on the ladder, so he was safe, and Raven barely managed to grab the handrail on the top of the transport, but Vince went flying off the side and took about 30 points of damage. He basically just sat there for the rest of the voyage, performing surgery on himself. Raven, meanwhile, was just above the cockpit. The driver opened the door for a good look above him, so Raven tried to jump into the door and slingshot into the cabin. Terrible idea. He tried it, managed to hit the door, but bounced off of the door onto the front fender containing the left front fan of the transport. The driver tried to take a shot at Raven, but at that moment Ronin shot him and he fell down, where Raven got him with his laser sword. When they all went back, they just found Vince sitting by the side of the road, waiting. Raven had a bruise for a few days but eventually it all went back to normal. It's still my favorite "Stupid Ravenshade" story to tell.