Dralasite Jokes

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iggy
May 30, 2014 - 9:00pm
Let's collect some original dralasite jokes, stuff a dralasite stand up might tell to get a laugh from and annoy the other races.

Here goes:

How does a Human tell the difference between two dralasites?
He writes on them with a permanent marker.

How does a Yazirian tell the difference between two dralasites?
He beats one up and keeps it bruised.

How does a Vrusk tell the difference between two dralasites?
He asks them their names.

How do the two dralasites screw with the Vrusk, the Yazirian, and the Human?
They lie to the Vrusk, punch each other when the Yazirian is not looking, and write on each other and then on the Human when he is asleep.
-iggy
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jedion357
May 31, 2014 - 12:32am
Yep, that's a dralasite joke. Tongue out

I might not be a dralasite, vrusk or yazirian but I do play one in Star Frontiers!

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jedion357
May 31, 2014 - 5:39pm

"Its hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally."

"A blind being walks into a bar....a table and a chair."

"Did you hear about the new cordaroy pillow, they're making headlines everywhere."

"What do you call dangerous percipitation? A Reign of terror."

"You want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind its pretty cheesy."
I might not be a dralasite, vrusk or yazirian but I do play one in Star Frontiers!

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jedion357
June 1, 2014 - 3:30am
"Did you hear about the kidnapping at the preschool- he woke up."

"There are three kinds of people in the galaxy, those that can count and those that cant."
I might not be a dralasite, vrusk or yazirian but I do play one in Star Frontiers!

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Ascent
June 1, 2014 - 3:40am
Us Dralasites love masseuses. We're putty in their hands.

Take my hand...the other one...no, the other other one.

Stretch Armstrong was a Dralasite.

Dralasite mating isn't much different than human mating...You meet, you melt and then something pops up.

I used to work at a nightclub. I was a bouncer.

Ever heard of the Dralasite with a broken leg? Neither have I.
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iggy
June 1, 2014 - 11:38am
When the stand up isn't going so well:
This is about as painful as being a live sculpture at a yazirian clan gathering.
-iggy